Future Announces New Album The Real Me, Reveals Shocking Affinity for Early Bedtimes
Future Announces New Album The Real Me, revealing his true self as a surprising enthusiast for mundane hobbies…
Doomed! Album Release Triggers Widespread Premonitions of Mild Inconvenience
The Doomed! album release by Open Mike Eagle and Kenny Segal has led to global mild existential dread and an…