Politics
Court Transcript Reveals Third Country Deportations Run Entirely By Craigslist Gig Workers
A leaked court transcript shows third country deportations rely entirely on Craigslist gig workers driving 2004 Honda Civics.
Tagged: Homeland Security (5)
World
DHS Causes Unforeseen Homeland Security Anxiety in Lawmakers
A new report reveals that Homeland Security’s efforts have inadvertently triggered widespread Homeland Security anxiety among politicians, crippling legislative work.
World
TSA ICE Tips Led To Arrests, Agency Claims ‘Total Success’
TSA ICE tips at SFO deemed a ‘resounding success’ by Homeland Security. Agents now flag travelers for mismatched socks or unpeeled bananas for ‘holistic security’.
Music
DHS Funding Deal Falters as Lawmakers Discover It Requires Governing
The DHS funding deal stalled as lawmakers discovered federal agencies require actual money, not just abstract concepts, to function.
Music
California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing collective thought-power and emotional support.