Shaky Knees Festival Books Turnstile, Geese, Pavement; Headliners Confused
Shaky Knees Festival announced Turnstile, Geese, and Pavement for its lineup, causing widespread confusion among…
Norman D. Loco Says “I Want A Beer,” Listeners Unsure If They Should Offer One
Norman D. Loco's new song "I Want A Beer" leaves fans confused. They don't know if they should offer a drink or…
Sub*T Announces Debut Album; Says It ‘Overcomplicates’ Everything
Sub*T announced their debut album 'How My Own Voice Sounds,' featuring the single 'Overcomplicate.' The band…
TV Star Announces Debut Album, Wants You To Know It’s Not TV Girl
TV Star aims to clear up confusion with debut album Music For Heads. The fuzz-pop band insists it is not TV Girl.
Guided By Voices Announce Yet Another Album, ‘Crawlspace Of The Pantheon’
Guided By Voices announced their 43rd album, 'Crawlspace Of The Pantheon,' proving they will 'outlast them all.'
“Neptune Girl” Track Incites Literal Tidal Wave of Listener Complaints
Modern Woman's new track "Neptune Girl" has unexpectedly caused listeners to develop aquatic traits, leading to…
The Strokes, Gorillaz Tap Shaky Knees Fest For 2026 Lineup
The Strokes and Gorillaz will headline the 2026 Shaky Knees Music Festival, organizers announced. The lineup…
Swapmeet Declares “I Know!” About Indie Rock Niche
Swapmeet declared they “know!” about indie rock, confirming deep understanding of reverb and existential dread.…
Courtney Barnett’s “Mantis” Inspires Existential Dread in Local Lawn Gnome Community
Courtney Barnett's "Mantis" causes existential crisis in garden gnomes. They question their purpose and urge for change.
The Clearwater Swimmers’ New Single “Engine” Declared Official Cause of Global Gridlock
The Clearwater Swimmers' new single "Engine" mystifyingly stalled every car worldwide. Experts blame its…