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LCD Soundsystem Tour Support Announced for Harry Styles
Harry Styles announces LCD Soundsystem tour support for his upcoming 2026 stadium run following his new dance-punk sound.
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Chastity Belt Safety Warning Issued for 'I Could Say Less'
A federal Chastity Belt safety warning has been issued for the band's new single, citing dangerous levels of second-hand embarrassment.
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Tami Hart Album Recalled Over Excessive 2000s Nostalgia Levels
A federal recall has been issued for the new Tami Hart album due to hazardous levels of year-2000 indie-rock nostalgia.
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Geese Psyop Allegations Exposed as Band Reveals Five Government Secrets
Brooklyn band Geese address the geese psyop allegations in an explosive press conference detailing their ties to the deep state.
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Jim Jarmusch Album Demanded by Sacred Crow, Memo Reveals
A leaked memo reveals Sacred Bones Records is releasing the new Jim Jarmusch album to appease a giant, talking crow living in their attic.
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Liars New Album Revealed As Elaborate Tax Loophole In Federal Court
A federal court transcript exposes the Liars new album as an elaborate corporate tax shelter and synthetic asset scheme.
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Julien Baker Teases LP4 via Mandatory Corporate Sadness Training
Leaked Matador memo shows staff must cry as Julien Baker teases LP4 ahead of her secret Nashville popup.
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Deerhoof Announce New Album via Telepathic Broadcast to Neighborhood Dogs
Deerhoof announce new album 'Divine Schism' via telepathic broadcast to local dogs, bypassing all streaming platforms.
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5 Ways to Pretend You Knew the Band Wishy Before Mona Lisa
Learn how to fake your indie credentials now that the breakout track Wishy "Mona Lisa" has ruined your favorite gatekept band.
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How Strange It Is Release Track 'Holladay Park' to Alert Local Geologists
The new track 'Holladay Park' by Portland band How Strange It Is triggers seismic activity and warning systems.
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Ratboys Deluxe Album Recalled After PUP Cover Causes Structural Collapse
Regulators issued an emergency recall for the Ratboys deluxe album after a PUP cover caused structural damage to testing facilities.
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Animal Collective Will Play Feels In Full At First Shows In Four Years But Only Using Antique Wooden Spoons
Indie icons Animal Collective will play Feels in full at first shows in four years, but they are replacing all synthesizers with wooden spoons.
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End of The Road Festival Recalls Three Indie Rock Bands Over Extreme Joy Hazard
Regulators issue an urgent product recall for Geese, Pulp, and CMAT after unsafe joy levels at the End of The Road festival.
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M3F Fest Lineup Update Resolves Scheduling Conflict Via Total Silence
Organizers announce the M3F Fest Lineup Update, successfully replacing political tension with total, serene corporate silence.
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Wavves Rerecords Say Anything Collab to Cleanse the Audio Palette
Wavves rerecords Say Anything collab album to completely erase Max Bemis from the master tapes after recent public allegations.
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Staff Picks Leak Reveals Music Critics Accept Bribes in Artisanal Mustard
A leaked court transcript reveals that coveted Staff Picks placements are actually bought with artisanal mustard and rare condiments.
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Labor Day Deals 2026 Feature Massive Discounts on Bandcamp Drafts
Get ready for the Labor Day Deals 2026 event featuring deep discounts on abandoned Bandcamp drafts.
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Phoebe Bridgers Film Debut Sparks Real Tears from Venice Film Festival Security Guards
The highly anticipated Phoebe Bridgers film debut in 'Primetime' leaves Venice Film Festival security guards weeping in the aisles.