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Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
Nick Hakim announces new album ‘I Can See,’ prompting global clarity. Listeners gain perfect 20/20 vision, devastating the optometrist industry.
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Nick Hakim’s ‘Real Here Now’ & ‘Water’ Deemed Too Chill for Public Consumption
Nick Hakim’s new singles “Real Here Now” and “Water” have inadvertently caused an epidemic of extreme tranquility. Governments struggle to re-energize a blissfully inert populace.