Oil Prices Jump After Trump Rejects Peace, Citing “Too Much Peace”
Global oil prices jump after former President Trump dismisses an Iran peace proposal, citing a market preference…
Trump Issues New Iran Deadline, War Enters ‘Sixth Week of Victory’
President Trump issued a new Iran deadline, as the war entered its 'sixth week of victory.' Citizens remain…
Pentagon Prepares for Ground Operations in Iran with Extensive ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Campaign
The Pentagon announced comprehensive Pentagon Iran Prep, focusing on 'thoughts and prayers' for potential ground…
Dow Drops 700 Points: Market Mood Swings Blamed on Collective Financial Gut Feeling
As the Dow drops 700 points, market mood swings are identified as the primary culprit. Experts confirm the…
Hawley to Oppose Iran War Powers Resolution, Cites ‘Pre-War Naps’
Senator Josh Hawley announced opposition to the Iran war powers resolution, citing a need for personal 'pre-war…
Jack White Reacts to Trump’s Iran Attack, Demands Custom ‘Board of Peace’
Jack White reacted to Trump’s Iran attack by demanding a custom 'Board of Peace' guitar pedal, hoping to strum…