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Alphabet’s New Single ‘Sense’ Reportedly Induces Profound Apathy
London band Alphabet’s new single “Sense” has reportedly left listeners with a complete lack of feeling. Experts are baffled by the widespread apathy.
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Ebbb’s ‘Shallow Hits’ Album Promises Minimalist Musical Depth
London trio Ebbb’s new single ‘Shallow Hits’ is a minimalist masterpiece. The band claims its shallowness allows for deeper listener projection.
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Pupil Slicer & Tayne’s “W.N.” Single Causes Minor Existential Dread
Pupil Slicer & Tayne’s new single “W.N.” induces existential dread. Listeners question reality after the intense sonic experience.
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Modern Woman’s New Song ‘Daniel’ Is Quietly Confusing
Modern Woman’s new quiet song ‘Daniel’ is baffling critics with its deliberate lack of direction and profound ambiguity.
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Lily Allen Performs New Album At First Concert In Seven Years, Audience Unaware
Lily Allen performed her new album at her first concert in seven years to a bewildered audience of one roadie and some pigeons. The unadvertised event marked her true return.