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Public Holds Breath as ‘When Kevin Gets Free’ Countdown Nears
Millions braced for the anticipated moment of ‘When Kevin Gets Free,’ misunderstanding the Public Opinion single as a literal liberation event.
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Downtown Boys’ ‘Sirena’ Song Prompts Mass Aquatic Migration
Downtown Boys’ latest track, ‘Sirena,’ is causing an unprecedented literal siren call. Listeners are compelled to seek out water.
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Tove Lo Estrus Album Induces Unprecedented Primal Scream in Listener Base
Tove Lo Estrus album has listeners spontaneously emitting a primal scream. Experts are baffled by the widespread animalistic urges, advising calm amidst the sonic frenzy.
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Broken Social Scene’s ‘Hey Amanda’ Unites Millions in Unsettling Synchronized Nod
Broken Social Scene’s new track ‘Hey Amanda’ has caused millions of Amandas worldwide to spontaneously begin an unsettling synchronized head nod, baffling experts.