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Marino Panic Attacks Cured Entirely by Wearing Grocery Bag
Marino panic attacks are completely cured after the viral singer puts a paper grocery bag over his head.
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Music
Julia Cumming Song Triggers Nationwide Wave of Moms Saying 'About Time'
The new Julia Cumming song has prompted millions of mothers nationwide to text their adult children to say 'about time.'
Technology
Meta Settlement Exposes the Dark Science of Teen Scrolling
Leaked court transcripts from the Meta settlement reveal the dark psychological tactics used to hook teenagers.
Music
Selena Gomez Lawsuit Sparks Debate Over 'Chief Influencer Officer' Job Duties
The Selena Gomez lawsuit escalates as lawyers argue her corporate duties were completed entirely through spiritual alignment.
Music
Aspen Acres Fire Consumes All Pending Resolutions, Unfiled Tax Returns
The devastating Aspen Acres fire is now reportedly consuming not just thousands of acres, but also bureaucratic delays and unresolved personal issues across Colorado.
Music
Cara Delevingne Finally Releases Music After Decades Of Not Releasing Music
Cara Delevingne released her deeply personal music, waiting years to share her sound after struggles with sobriety.
Music
Maisie Peters, Holly Humberstone Fear Being Pitted Against Each Other
Maisie Peters and Holly Humberstone reveal stress from being pitted against each other, fueling competition for sad-girl points.
Music
Lauv Drops Out of Tour, Citing Need to ‘Recharge Internal Batteries’
Lauv cites ‘mental health struggles’ for tour dropout. Sources say it’s actually his phone battery life and aesthetic charging needs.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo Declares New Single ‘The Cure’ Her Favorite Song
Olivia Rodrigo says her new single ‘The Cure’ is her favorite song. Fans wonder if the album is okay.
Music
Noah Kahan Superstar Status Triggers Existential Dread
Noah Kahan’s newfound superstar status has triggered a deep crisis of confidence, leaving the singer longing for anonymity and small venues.
Music
Colter Wall Takes “Indefinite Hiatus From Live Music” To Study Howling
Colter Wall takes indefinite hiatus from live music to study prairie dog vocalizations. He seeks artistic authenticity through rodent communication.
Music
Bory’s “Exactly What I Needed” Offers Soothing Balm To Existential Dread
Bory’s new song “Exactly What I Needed” offers a quiet acoustic escape from daily anxieties. Listeners find profound calm.