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Global Powers Unite in Search for Missing F-15 Crewman’s Emotional Support Hamster
The urgent search for the missing F-15 crewman’s emotional support hamster has united global powers, raising concerns over rodent-based intelligence.
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US Space Force Declares ‘Full Speed Ahead’ on Orbital Expansion, Cites Hasty Need
US Space Force announced accelerated orbital expansion plans, citing sudden urgency. Critics question the hasty approach’s implications for celestial sovereignty and policy.