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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Induce Widespread Apathy
The latest list of “The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” has been released, prompting a global surge in quiet indifference and existential ennui, say baffled experts.
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Critics Award 5 Best Songs Of The Week To Same Five Songs
Critics confirmed the 5 Best Songs Of The Week were the same five songs selected last week. A new record for musical agreement.
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Committee Declares ‘Any Five Songs’ Are Best Songs of the Week
Committee tasked with selecting the Best Songs of the Week admits to picking tracks at random, citing “general musical indifference.”