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Nick Hakim's new singles "Real Here Now" and "Water" have inadvertently caused an epidemic of extreme…
Julieta Venegas ‘Norteña’ Album Accidentally Triggers Border Wall Construction
Julieta Venegas' new album 'Norteña' is so authentically rooted in regional Mexican sounds that its sonic…
Action Bronson – “Peppers” Unleashes Global Scoville Scourge
Action Bronson – Peppers has listeners reporting a global spice crisis, leading to mass capsaicin cravings and…
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Sparta's new album, 'Cut A Silhouette,' is literally reshaping the world. The Frank Iero collab 'Crater' opens…
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Dutch Interior's latest single, “Go Fuck Yourself,” has inadvertently transformed society, fostering…
The Clearwater Swimmers’ New Single “Engine” Declared Official Cause of Global Gridlock
The Clearwater Swimmers' new single "Engine" mystifyingly stalled every car worldwide. Experts blame its…
Tori Amos’s ‘Stronger Together’ Unites Feuding Squirrels
Tori Amos's new single, 'Stronger Together,' has reportedly united local squirrel populations, ending years of…