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Confidence Man – “Young London” Declared Official Anthem of Confused Pigeons
Confidence Man – “Young London” has been declared the official anthem of confused London pigeons, causing widespread avian bewilderment.
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Hew Reconciliation So Powerful It Ends Centuries-Old Feuds
“Hew Reconciliation” by emo band Hew accidentally triggered global peace, forcing world leaders to reconcile centuries-old conflicts and leaving the musicians confused.
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Nick Hakim’s ‘Real Here Now’ & ‘Water’ Deemed Too Chill for Public Consumption
Nick Hakim’s new singles “Real Here Now” and “Water” have inadvertently caused an epidemic of extreme tranquility. Governments struggle to re-energize a blissfully inert populace.
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Julieta Venegas ‘Norteña’ Album Accidentally Triggers Border Wall Construction
Julieta Venegas’ new album ‘Norteña’ is so authentically rooted in regional Mexican sounds that its sonic vibrations have begun constructing a physical border wall.
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Action Bronson – “Peppers” Unleashes Global Scoville Scourge
Action Bronson – Peppers has listeners reporting a global spice crisis, leading to mass capsaicin cravings and spontaneous combustion.
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Sparta’s Frank Iero Collab ‘Crater’ Opens Literal Craters Nationwide
Sparta’s new album, ‘Cut A Silhouette,’ is literally reshaping the world. The Frank Iero collab ‘Crater’ opens actual craters nationwide.
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Dutch Interior’s ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Unwittingly Solves Nation’s Politeness Crisis
Dutch Interior’s latest single, “Go Fuck Yourself,” has inadvertently transformed society, fostering unprecedented levels of politeness and efficiency.