Pussycat Dolls Comeback Song Released, World Remains Largely Unchanged
The Pussycat Dolls comeback hit streaming services this week. Humanity reportedly processed the news with mild…
All The Pop Queens Are In The Studio Right Now, Threatening The Eardrums
Pop queens like Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa are in the studio. New music is coming, threatening eardrums and pop charts.
Pras Drops Lauryn Hill Lawsuit Amidst Tax Debt Resolution And Wyclef Album Blitz
Pras drops Lauryn Hill lawsuit. Hill resolves tax debt. Wyclef prepares seven albums. Fugees reunion still unlikely.
Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald's new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely…
“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” Prompts Fans to Declare Personal Bankruptcy
“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” has fans liquidating assets for a non-existent scavenger hunt, spurred by frontman Bret…
Deer Tick to Require Literal Coin Insertion for New Album, Tour
Deer Tick's new album, Coin-O-Matic, and tour will operate on a literal coin-insertion basis, charging fans per song.
Bruno Mars, Harry Styles Albums Show Pop Stars Embracing Existential Dread
Bruno Mars and Harry Styles' new albums explore existential dread, showing where each pop star is in his career.…
Nettspend Drops New Album Early Life Crisis, Confuses Listeners
Nettspend's new album 'Early Life Crisis' drops early, confusing fans who expected a different kind of…
Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra's new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and…
Girl Scout Album “Crumbs” Promises To Leave Industry Posers Starving
Swedish band Girl Scout drops "Crumbs," a power-pop anthem against industry posers and users. The song warns…