Drake’s Chart Records Are Unbeatable, Experts Say. Maybe.
Can Drake's new chart records ever be beat? Podcast hosts debate if any other artist can flood the charts like…
Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.
Drake Makes History With Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on Billboard 200
Drake makes history, holding Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on the Billboard 200 with his new albums, proving his unparalleled…
Thom Yorke Confirms New Solo Album, Radiohead Tour, And General Arseholery
Thom Yorke confirms new solo album and a Radiohead tour. He also rants about music industry arseholes. Harry…
Josh Conway’s Debut Solo Album ‘Plum’ Prompts Existential Crisis in Fruit Growers
Josh Conway's debut solo album *plum* has unexpectedly caused plum sales to plummet worldwide. Fruit growers are…
Drake’s BTS Shoutout Prompts Existential Crisis in K-Pop Idols
V and J-Hope entered a catatonic state after Drake's BTS shoutout on "Make Them Cry," questioning their entire…
Drake Drops Three Albums, Confirms He’s Secretly A Triplet
Drake shock-dropped three albums: 'Iceman,' 'Habibti,' and 'Maid of Honour.' He claims they're from his secret…
Jane Remover’s Leroy Drops ‘Status Update Music,’ Confuses Entire Industry
Jane Remover, now known as Leroy, dropped 'Status Update Music,' an album with track titles eerily familiar to…
Lykke Li’s ‘I Follow Rivers’ Floats To Drake’s ‘Iceman’ Like A Drunk Swan
Lykke Li's 'I Follow Rivers' lands on Drake's album, proving songs have a life of their own.
Spotify Raises Premium Prices, Canadians Still Too Polite To Complain
Spotify Raises Premium Prices in Canada, prompting subscribers to embrace the new costs with an almost unnatural…