Population II’s New EP Gimmicks Causes Mild Societal Discomfort
Montreal psych-rock band Population II's new EP Gimmicks is causing bizarre behavioral changes in listeners,…
Landowner Demands Public “Bow To Your Superior” After Album Drop
Post-punk band Landowner, known for their "weak d-beat," has taken the title "Bow To Your Superior" literally,…
Kid Rock Furious At Media For Reporting On His $5,000 Front Row Seats
Kid Rock slams 'fake liberal media' for reporting his $5,000 front row seats are actually $5,000. He claims it's…
Mystic Rites Keep Male Artists Atop Top Country Albums Chart
Male country stars are reportedly using ancient, absurd rituals to secure the most weeks at No. 1 on the Top…
Manon’s K-pop Wellbeing Break Blamed On Exhausting Effort To Appear Spontaneous
Katseye member Manon takes a hiatus for K-pop wellbeing, citing exhaustion from appearing spontaneously joyful.…
Greenwood Music Politics: Radiohead Guitarist Declares Music Immune to Gravity
Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood doubled down on his belief in Greenwood music politics, declaring songs are now…
Radiohead New Music Chances Dim as Members Forge New Careers, Forget Each Other
Jonny Greenwood cast doubt on Radiohead new music, admitting he often mistakes bandmates for road crew. Fans now…
PawPaw Rod Album Release Sparks Widespread Awkwardness, Nostalgia
PawPaw Rod album release of 'Picture Day' causes listeners to experience intense, awkward nostalgia for school…