Tyla Taps Zara Larsson For “She Did It Again”; World Braces For Impact
Tyla and Zara Larsson team up for "She Did It Again," sparking fears of uncontrollable dancing and earworm overload.
Ashley McBryde’s “Lines In The Carpet” Single Manifests Literal Floor Patterns Nationwide
Ashley McBryde's new single "Lines In The Carpet" is literally causing lines to appear in carpets nationwide,…
María Zardoya’s Not for Radio Drops Spring-Ready EP ‘Bloom’
María Zardoya’s Not for Radio dropped EP ‘Bloom,’ claiming the songs were too good for Coachella. The EP…
Golomb’s New EP The Beat Goes On And On And On Is Too Long
Golomb's new EP The Beat Goes On And On And On is so long, listeners are experiencing fatigue and temporal displacement.
Siyahkal Announces ‘Corrupt’ EP, Demands More Polka Breaks
Siyahkal announced its new EP 'Corrupt,' demanding more polka breaks and accordions in hardcore.
WU LYF Releases “The Fool,” Blames Spotify For Homer Simpson Version
WU LYF released "The Fool," claiming Homer Simpson vocals on Spotify were a glitch, not an intentional joke.
Friko’s New Song ‘Still Around’ Confirms Band Is Not Yet Dead
Friko's new single 'Still Around' reassures fans the band is alive and well. The song addresses fears of disappearance.
Skrillex and Young Miko Drop “Duro,” Accidentally Invent New Genre
Skrillex and Young Miko's new song "Duro" is a genre-bending masterpiece. Critics are struggling to classify the…
Panopticon Details New Album, Promises Existential Dread
Panopticon's new album 'Det Hjemsøkte Hjertet' promises deep despair and existential dread. Hear the bleak new…
Oddisee & Heno Announce From Takoma With Love Album
Oddisee & Heno. announce From Takoma With Love. Album details shared. Fans prepare for new music.