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Angélique Kidjo’s New Album Promises Guests So Diverse, It Includes Your Dentist
Angélique Kidjo’s new album, “Hope!!”, features an unprecedented number of guest artists, prompting speculation it might also feature your mailman.
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Committee Declares Silence, Humming, and Traffic Noise Among Top Songs of the Week
This week’s Top Songs of the Week shocked critics and public alike, featuring groundbreaking selections such as silence, a buzzing refrigerator, and a distant car alarm.
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Wesley Joseph’s ‘Pluto Baby’ Video Causes Astronomical Existential Crisis
Wesley Joseph’s new single “Pluto Baby” sparked global scientific panic as experts believed the dwarf planet had literally become an infant. Experts scrambled.
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HELP(2) Charity Album Declared National Emergency as Morale Soars Uncontrollably
The HELP(2) Charity Album has accidentally unleashed an uncontrollable wave of global empathy, forcing governments to declare a state of emergency.
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Angel Du$t Named World’s Best Rock Band After Strategic Non-Singing
Angel Du$t declared world’s best rock band after frontman’s decade-long strategic non-singing. Critics laud the band’s bold, confusing artistic vision.
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Sex Pistols Tour Reschedule to Accommodate Guitarist’s ‘Picking Fatigue’
The Sex Pistols tour reschedule is official. Guitarist Steve Jones required wrist rest from “aggressive power chords.” Fans can expect a slightly slower, but still authentic, punk experience.