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Nation’s Strategic Reserve Now Just ‘Really Big Bathtub’ After Oil Tanker Attacks
After recent oil tanker attacks, the Strategic Reserve has been repurposed. It now functions as a national recreational facility, filled with bath products.
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Oil Prices Soar as Geese Declare War on Tankers in Strait of Hormuz
Oil prices soar past $100 after aggressive geese began routinely harassing oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, causing market volatility.