Olivia Rodrigo Drops ‘Drop Dead’ Single, Enters Full ‘Sad Lover Girl’ Era
Olivia Rodrigo launches ‘Sad Lover Girl’ era with new single ‘Drop Dead,’ promising peak melancholy. Album to follow.
Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘Drop Dead’ Single Causes Mild Discomfort
Olivia Rodrigo's 'Drop Dead' single causes mild existential dread, not heartbreak. Fans report a 'manageable'…
Lady Gaga & Doechii Hit the ‘Runway,’ Sabrina Carpenter Gives a ‘House Tour’
Lady Gaga & Doechii hit the ‘Runway,’ Sabrina Carpenter gives a ‘House Tour.’ This week in pop is truly something else.
Olivia Rodrigo Announces New Album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’
Olivia Rodrigo Announces New Album 'You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love,' confirming the world's supply of…
Olivia Rodrigo Announces New Album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’
Olivia Rodrigo announces her new album, 'you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love,' June 12. Fans brace for…
Pop Queens Studio Blitz Sparks Global Meltdown
As All the Pop Queens Are in the Studio Right Now, global authorities brace for an unprecedented flood of new…
Oscars Afterparty Stars Unwittingly Attend Local PTA Bake Sale
High-profile Oscars Afterparty Stars bypassed exclusive Hollywood parties. They accidentally attended a local…
All The Pop Queens Are In The Studio Right Now, Threatening The Eardrums
Pop queens like Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa are in the studio. New music is coming, threatening eardrums and pop charts.
HELP(2) Charity Album Declared National Emergency as Morale Soars Uncontrollably
The HELP(2) Charity Album has accidentally unleashed an uncontrollable wave of global empathy, forcing…