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Tyla’s ‘Is It Love’ Sparks Global Tear-Shedding Epidemic
Tyla’s ‘Is It Love’ makes listeners cry on command, causing a global shortage of eye drops and prompting new romantic rituals.
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Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
Nick Hakim announces new album ‘I Can See,’ prompting global clarity. Listeners gain perfect 20/20 vision, devastating the optometrist industry.