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Count Binface Ascendant: UK Voters Demand Zero-Gravity Policy
Count Binface, the intergalactic warrior, is upending the UK election. His cosmic policies and bin-headed charm have voters abandoning terrestrial politicians.
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Trump’s DOJ Fund Sparks Nationwide Gold Rush for Grievances
Trump’s DOJ Fund opens, igniting a claims rush for everything from deep-state pillow sabotage to traumatized lawn gnomes. Absurdity reigns.
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House Republicans Scrap Vote To Rein In Trump’s War In Iran, Cite ‘Better Ideas’
House Republicans scrap vote to rein in Trump’s war in Iran, prioritizing beige paint and snack options.
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Rep. Cherfilus-McCormick’s FEMA Funds Ethics Trial Uncovers Lavish Squirrel Sanctuary
Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick’s FEMA funds ethics trial has begun, revealing alleged misuse for a lavish, taxpayer-funded squirrel sanctuary.
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Texas Senate Runoff Locks Candidates in Perpetual Battle
The Texas Senate runoff candidates, John Cornyn and Ken Paxton, are now locked in an eternal electoral battle after the withdrawal deadline mysteriously vanished.
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Vance Iran Skepticism Briefly Delays White House ‘War Room’ Lunch Orders
J.D. Vance Iran skepticism briefly delayed White House lunch orders. The VP’s deep thought over strikes lasted 47 seconds, impacting snack requisitions.