White House Announces New Strategy for ‘Iran Beyond Control’: Pretending It’s Fine
Amid fears of Iran slipping beyond control, the White House unveils a new strategy: complete and utter denial,…
Finland’s PM Lose Due to Nation’s ‘Severe Lack of Disco Balls’
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost due to a surprising voter concern: the nation's severe lack of disco balls,…
Hawley to Oppose Iran War Powers Resolution, Cites ‘Pre-War Naps’
Senator Josh Hawley announced opposition to the Iran war powers resolution, citing a need for personal 'pre-war…
Concession Booth Finland Unveiled for Marin’s Official Defeat
Sanna Marin officially conceded Finland's election at an elaborate Electoral Concession Booth Finland, requiring…