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New Madonna Photo Book So Exhaustive It Includes Photos Yet To Be Taken
The new Madonna photo book ‘Into the Groove’ is so comprehensive it features images yet to be captured, along with every photo ever taken.
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McCartney Dusts Off “I Want To Hold Your Hand” for Swift-Kelce Nuptials
Sir Paul McCartney played ‘I Want To Hold Your Hand’ at Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding. He reportedly forgot chords and needed a teleprompter for the first performance since 1964.
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“The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” Declared, Humanity’s Opinions Obsolete
“The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” have been objectively determined by an AI and experts, rendering human opinions irrelevant. Mandatory enjoyment is encouraged.
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SZA Covers Goo Goo Dolls’ Resurgent ‘Iris’ While Humanity Suffers
SZA Covers Goo Goo Dolls’ Resurgent ‘Iris’ again, pushing humanity closer to a full mental breakdown from the song’s inescapable ubiquity.
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Critics Declare Nation’s ‘5 Best Songs Of The Week’ Undecidable
Music critics have declared the concept of “The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” an impossible task, citing an overwhelming deluge of indistinguishable new releases and public apathy.
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Doja Cat Praises Chappell Roan’s Paparazzi ‘Attitude’ as New Etiquette Standard
Doja Cat praises Chappell Roan’s paparazzi ‘attitude,’ declaring it the new standard for polite public interaction, inspiring etiquette experts to rethink millennia of social graces.