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Olivia Rodrigo Shares ‘Stupid Song,’ World Prepares for Unprecedented Simplicity
Olivia Rodrigo Shares ‘stupid song,’ a new track celebrated for its total lack of depth. Experts praise its groundbreaking commitment to banality.
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Juice=Juice Members Now Legally Classified As “Shelf-Stable Concentrate”
After their viral hit ‘More! Mi Amore,’ pop group Juice=Juice revealed they are now legally classified as ‘shelf-stable concentrate’ due to an absurd contract.
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Justin Timberlake Arrest Video Reveals Desperate Plea to ‘SexyBack’ Cops
The newly released Justin Timberlake arrest video shows a friend’s desperate attempt to free the pop star by invoking his hit “SexyBack.”