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Finland’s Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Reveals Secret DJ Career
Finland’s Sanna Marin concedes election, revealing a secret double life as a world-class EDM DJ. Voters opted for a quieter government.
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Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Citing Exhaustion From Maintaining Coolness
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin concedes election, citing the overwhelming pressure of being “the world’s coolest leader.” Plans include sweatpants.
Politics
UK Announces Open Auditions for Next Prime Minister Amid Leadership Changes
Amid rapid UK leadership changes, Britain announces open auditions for its next Prime Minister, seeking a leader to outlast a houseplant.
Music
Sanna Marin’s Defeat Attributed to Voters’ Exhaustion from Watching Her
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin’s defeat is now blamed on her voters’ exhaustion from her relentless energy, as citizens felt a need to nap just watching her.
Music
Sanna Marin Election Concession: Finland Chooses Beige Over Bop
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin conceded election defeat. The nation, reportedly weary of competence and global goodwill, chose a more sedate path.