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Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 8 Unveiling Warps Spacetime, Confounds Spider-Man
Samsung’s new Galaxy Z Fold 8 phone is so wide it warps spacetime and briefly trapped Spider-Man, forcing users to carry a localized singularity generator.
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Google’s Gemini Spark AI Is Surprisingly Useful, Users Still Don’t Know Why
Google’s new Gemini Spark AI assistant is surprisingly useful, automating tasks but leaving everyone baffled as to why it exists.
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Galaxy Book 6 Edge Leaks So Much It Now Owns a Press Conference
The Galaxy Book 6 Edge has reportedly leaked itself so thoroughly that Samsung executives are now receiving unsolicited promotional emails from the device.
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Apple Introduces iPhone 17e, Further Complicating Purchase Decisions
Apple unveiled the new iPhone 17e, promising an ‘essential’ experience. It adds another layer of complexity to their already intricate product lineup.