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Underground Survival Tunnels Recalled Due to Excessive Survival Rates
Regulators issue a product recall notice for underground survival tunnels after two workers survived nine days trapped in a collapsed shaft.
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Music
Poland Water Hacks Uncover US Utility’s Bold New ‘Bucket-and-Hose’ Protocol
Following Poland’s water infrastructure hacks, US utilities unveiled “Project Drip Drop,” a new defense strategy involving buckets and garden hoses.
Music
Willow Avalon’s ‘Pink Pocket Pistol’ Confuses Security, Prompts Body Scans
Willow Avalon’s new album Pink Pocket Pistol caused a public safety panic. Authorities repeatedly frisked fans, mistaking the title for an actual weapon.
Music
Filth Is Eternal’s ‘Hellfire’ Prompts New Public Health Warnings
Filth Is Eternal’s new single ‘Hellfire’ reportedly causes spontaneous combustion of small objects, leading to new public health advisories and insurance clauses.