Politics
Hilton Surges in CA Governor’s Race, Promises “Like, Totally Hot” Policies
Paris Hilton’s surprising surge in the CA governor’s race has left political analysts baffled. Voters are reportedly eager for policies that are “totally hot.”
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Music
American Idol Declares Taylor Swift Night Top 7 Challenge
American Idol announces Taylor Swift Night for Top 7. Contestants must perform only Swift songs in a first for the show.
Music
‘The Voice’ Coaches Lock In Top 9 Amid Existential Dread
The coaches on ‘The Voice’ locked in their Top 9, wrestling with existential dread and questionable song choices.
Music
Ashlee Simpson Revealed as Masked Singer Winner, Stuns Absolutely No One
Ashlee Simpson wins ‘The Masked Singer’ as a disco ball. The pop star’s predictable victory marks a return to the spotlight. Absolutely no one was surprised.
Music
‘Laguna Beach’ Stars Recreate JENNIE TikTok Trend With Zero Irony
‘Laguna Beach’ stars Lauren Conrad, Stephen Colletti, and Talan Torriero embraced the viral JENNIE TikTok trend for their reunion special, missing the joke entirely.
Music
Eric Nam’s ‘The Traitors’ Refusal Creates Existential Void
Eric Nam revealed he said no to ‘The Traitors,’ inadvertently triggering a global existential crisis and causing the very fabric of reality to unravel.