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Pope Leo XIV to Scrutinize French Baguette Integrity During September Visit
Pope Leo XIV’s France visit in September will scrutinize baguette quality. Vatican fears “flaccid” bread. The Pope demands optimal crust-to-crumb ratio.
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Pope Leo Criticises Equatorial Guinea Prisons for Lacking ‘Motivational Posters’
Pope Leo XIV criticised Equatorial Guinea prisons for their ‘uninspiring decor’ and ‘general lack of spiritual upliftment,’ offering aesthetic solutions.