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Mick Jagger ‘Can’t Wait’ To Tour Again, Promises New ‘Foreign Tongues’ Album
Mick Jagger can’t wait to tour again, promising new ‘Foreign Tongues’ album. He hopes for a tour ‘as soon as possible’.
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Zane Lowe Emerges From Down Under, Now Rock Star Whisperer
Zane Lowe, ‘The Rock Star Whisperer,’ has captivated audiences by interviewing musicians. His technique involves nodding and asking vague questions.
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Tom Morello’s Power to the People Fest Promises Unity, Also Guitars
Tom Morello’s Power to the People Festival unites rock titans for a cause, proving music can change the world. Or at least make it louder.
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Pearl Jam to Reveal New Drummer: ‘It’s Our Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma’
Pearl Jam will reveal their new drummer in September, calling it ‘our mystery wrapped in an enigma.’ The band seeks to add intrigue.
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Party Dozen Announces ‘Special Unit’ Tour, Promises Extreme Saxophone
Party Dozen’s ‘Special Unit’ tour promises tactical saxophone deployment and sonic assault. Prepare for extreme noise.
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Smashing Pumpkins Announce Mellon Collie 30th Anniversary Tour A Year Late
The Smashing Pumpkins announced their Mellon Collie 30th anniversary tour, a year after the actual anniversary. Corgan cited cosmic reasons.
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Chrome Hearts Lawsuit Dismissed After Brand Realizes Neil Young is Not a Scarf
The Chrome Hearts lawsuit against Neil Young has been dismissed. The luxury brand confused the rocker’s band for a new line of artisanal denim.
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Strokes’ Valensi Hiatus Blamed on ‘Too Many Chords,’ Replacement Brings Laser-Focused Energy
The Strokes Announce Nick Valensi Hiatus due to his ‘excessive’ chord knowledge. His replacement debuted with more lasers than guitar on Colbert, redefining rock.
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Be Your Own Pet Announces 20th Anniversary Tour, Still Unsure What A Pet Is
Be Your Own Pet’s 20th anniversary tour will revisit their debut, leaving fans to ponder the meaning of pet ownership.
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Rolling Stones Finalize Tour Plans: De-Aged Avatars To Perform While Originals Nap
The Rolling Stones’ tour plans involve de-aged digital avatars performing, allowing actual band members to rest.
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Pearl Jam Announce First Concert Since Matt Cameron Departed; Drums TBD
Pearl Jam’s first concert since Matt Cameron departed is set for Ohana Fest. The drummer’s replacement remains a mystery.
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Charli XCX Vinyl B-Side Confirmed As ‘Rock Music,’ Not Existential Dread
Charli XCX’s new vinyl B-side, ‘I Keep On Thinking Bout You Every Single Day and Night,’ is baffling fans with its ‘Rock Music’ classification.
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Charli XCX Returns With ‘Rock Music,’ Delivers Pure, Unadulterated ‘Rock’
Charli XCX’s new single “Rock Music” has critics buzzing. The pop icon delivers a raw, literal take on the genre, confirming dance floors are dead.
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Rolling Stones Announce ‘Foreign Tongues’ Album, Still Confused
The Rolling Stones announced their new album Foreign Tongues, but band members seem confused by their own lyrics.
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Greta Van Fleet Are Teasing Something – The Breakup We All Hoped For
Greta Van Fleet is teasing something new, leading fans to fervently hope for their long-awaited breakup.
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Bear McCreary Announces New Album, Promises Existential Dread
Bear McCreary’s new album ‘Celestial Dirge’ features rock legends and promises existential dread. The ‘Black Box’ single drops soon.
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Queens Of The Stone Age Reunite With Nick Oliveri, Immediately Regret It
Queens Of The Stone Age reunite with Nick Oliveri at Joshua Tree for one song. Oliveri was later removed from the premises.
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Hayley Williams Brings Out Rachel Brown, Cements Friendship Legacy
Hayley Williams brought out Rachel Brown at a Chicago show, cementing their rock star friendship. The collaboration was a hit.