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Kelsey Lu Better Than That Soothing Melody Causes Mass Coma
“Kelsey Lu Better Than That” featuring Sampha has plunged the world into a state of profound, unmotivated relaxation, rendering global citizens too chill to function.
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Kelsey Lu’s ‘Running to Pain’ Album Sparks Global Injury Epidemic
Kelsey Lu’s ‘Running to Pain’ album, featuring Kim Gordon and Sampha, has been linked to an unprecedented surge in listener discomfort and orthopedic complaints.
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Kelsey Lu Enlists Kim Gordon, Sampha for Existential Crisis Soundtrack
Kelsey Lu enlists Kim Gordon and Sampha for ‘So Help Me God,’ an album meant to soundtrack existential dread.