Jordan Patterson’s ‘Songs From A Valley Girl’ Only Audible in Valley
Jordan Patterson's new EP 'Songs From A Valley Girl' has a highly specific target demographic. It is reportedly…
Ear’s ‘Ne Plus Ultra’ Accidentally Sparks Nationwide Cleaning Frenzy
The new avant-garde single 'Ne Plus Ultra' from the duo ear has unintentionally triggered a nationwide surge in…
Vince Staples’ “Blackberry Marmalade” Spurs National Fruit Preserve Craze
Vince Staples’ new track, “Blackberry Marmalade,” has surprisingly launched a national craze for fruit…
Emo Supergroup Unveils Debut FILM Album, Bewilders Listeners
Emo icons The Starting Line and Algernon Cadwallader unveiled their Debut FILM Album, Permanence, prompting mass…
Mary In The Junkyard Announces Album, Forges New Hermit-Influencer Career Path
Mary In The Junkyard announced their debut album “Role Model Hermit,” sparking questions about how to monetize…
Dionne Warwick’s Final Album Demands Soul-Crushing Duets
Dionne Warwick preps her final album, demanding existential dread from collaborators. Lisa Rinna weighs in with…
Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Achieves Full Vacuum Seal
Katie Alice Greer's new album, 'Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1', promises sonic perfection, leaving…
Critics Rave: Deloyd Elze’s Deconstructed Country Ballads Are Barely There, But Splendid
Critics lauded Deloyd Elze's deconstructed country ballads on his new EP, Nellene, for their profound…
Anne Hathaway’s New Song ‘Burial’ Lacks Actual Burial, Confuses Literalists
Anne Hathaway's New Song 'Burial' surprised fans. Despite the title, the track features no actual burial,…
Cass McCombs & Chris Cohen Release Actual Steel Reserve, Swamp Gas
Cass McCombs & Chris Cohen baffle fans and critics by literally releasing cans of "Steel Reserve" malt liquor…