Northwest Flooding Worsens, But Experts Find Silver Lining in ‘Water Features’
As Northwest Flooding Worsens, officials and residents alike are finding innovative ways to rebrand the…
Supreme Court Streamlines Voting by Making Vote by Mail Harder
Supreme Court ruled it could be harder to vote by mail, introducing invisible ink and deep-sea diver delivery.…
Cuba’s Power Outages Now ‘Nationwide Hide-and-Seek’ Event
Cuba suffers nationwide power outage again. Citizens now embrace frequent blackouts as 'dark retreats,'…
ICE at Airports: Federal Agents to Pat Down Wallets, Not People
Federal agents are now tasked with airport security, focusing on 'unauthorized tender' as ICE at airports takes…
Iran Missile Range Now Threatens Europe’s Collective Laundry Day
Iran's recent missile launch at Diego Garcia unexpectedly extended their Iran missile range, bringing European…
BTS Comeback Concert Causes Minor Geologic Event in Seoul
BTS comeback concert in Seoul was so electrifying, it caused a minor geological event. The city reportedly…
Trump Slams NATO’s Lack of Support in Invisible War on Iran
Former President Trump berated NATO for its ‘cowardly’ lack of support in an ongoing US-Israel war on Iran, a…
Neil Diamond Lost Album Unearthed, Confirms Time Is a Flat Circle
A Neil Diamond lost album, recorded with Rick Rubin 19 years ago, has finally surfaced. Experts confirm it…
Crash Of Rhinos Return After 13 Years, Immediately Disband Again Over Album Art
Indie darlings Crash Of Rhinos returned after 13 years to release a new album. They then immediately disbanded…
Dead Can Dance’s ‘Our Day Will Come’ Finally Arrives, World Unprepared
After decades of anticipation, Dead Can Dance’s ‘Our Day Will Come’ has finally arrived, bringing with it an…