Lorde Unearths 49 Demos from Virgin Records Vault for Album Anniversary
Lorde has reportedly released 49 unheard "Lorde Virgin Demos." The tracks were found in a forgotten Virgin…
Lauryn Hill Accepts Living Legend Icon Award After 4-Hour Tribute
Lauryn Hill received a 'Living Legend Icon Award' at the 2026 BET Awards after a tribute so long it spawned…
Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, Reveals It’s Actually a Giant Traffic Cone
Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, revealing it's a literal, massive traffic pylon. Fans face logistical…
Noah Kahan Has One Request: Hometown Now Marked By Cairn of Unpaid Parking Tickets
Noah Kahan Has One Request: stop stealing town signs. Strafford, VT, is now a mapless void as fans take every…
Panel Unanimously Agrees: The 5 Best Songs Of The Week All Feature Whistling
A prestigious panel of music experts yesterday named The 5 Best Songs Of The Week. All selections shared one…
Trump’s ’90s Music Festival Drowned by Rain, Vanilla Ice Only Survivor
The Trump 90s Festival, initially planned as a star-studded event, was reduced to just Vanilla Ice before a…
Delevingne’s New Single Found To Induce Global Tidiness Epidemic
Cara Delevingne’s new single, co-written with Fiona Apple, has caused a global tidiness epidemic. Listeners…
Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, Promises ‘Heart-Clogging’ Experience
Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, a shocking culinary pivot featuring the single “Till The Going’s…
Finland’s PM’s Election Loss Blamed on Excessive Public Displays of Contentment
Finland's PM's election loss was driven by voters' rejection of public happiness. Experts suggest the nation is…
Beabadoobee Pylon Features Overwhelm Industry, Cause Existential Dread
Beabadoobee Pylon features are so numerous they've sparked mass confusion. Industry experts and fans question…