Population II’s New EP Gimmicks Causes Mild Societal Discomfort
Montreal psych-rock band Population II's new EP Gimmicks is causing bizarre behavioral changes in listeners,…
King Tuff’s ‘Invisible Ink’ Vanishes From All Reality
King Tuff's new single 'Invisible Ink' released this week. It promptly vanished from existence. Fans report…
Landowner Demands Public “Bow To Your Superior” After Album Drop
Post-punk band Landowner, known for their "weak d-beat," has taken the title "Bow To Your Superior" literally,…
Study Reveals ‘The 28 Best Winter Songs for the Season’ Induce Acute Seasonal Despair
A new study reveals that listening to 'The 28 Best Winter Songs for the Season' can actively induce acute…
Tomahawk Return: Fans Search Attics For Long-Lost Earplugs
The Tomahawk return after 13 years has fans dusting off their earplugs. Band members reportedly thought they…
U.S.-Iran Nuclear Proposal Talks Yield Historic Agreement: More Talks
U.S.-Iran nuclear proposal talks concluded with delegates agreeing to more talks. 'Significant progress' made in…
NYC Travel Bans Spark Existential Crisis for Pigeon Population
NYC travel bans left the city's pigeon population in disarray. Birds pondered their future, unable to freely…
Grace Ives Announces New Album Girlfriend, Exposes Own Browser History
Pop artist Grace Ives Announces New Album Girlfriend, featuring single 'Stupid Bitches.' She clarified the title…
SZA’s ‘Save The Day’ Single Prevents Minor Catastrophe
SZA’s latest single, ‘Save The Day,’ is credited with preventing a series of mild global catastrophes, from…
Freddie Gibbs Karate Lessons Turn Concerts Into Dojo-Adjacent Chaos
Rapper Freddie Gibbs' VIP pre-show karate lessons led to unforeseen challenges at tour venues. Fans now trained…