Politics
Israel Denials Memo Shows Netanyahu Denies Having Ever Been Warned
Leaked memo outlines how Israel denials dictate that Benjamin Netanyahu cannot biologically receive warnings of any kind.
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German Political Parties Draft Memo to Ban Sadness Before State Elections
Leaked memo reveals German political parties plan to ban sadness to stop the rise of the far-right.
Politics
The 2026 Midterm General Election: 5 Shocking Things To Watch
Get ready for the 2026 midterm general election with our list of the absurd trends, lawn sign wars, and political panic to watch.
Politics
Germany's Political Firewall Replaced With actual firewall to block far-right
Germany upgrades its political firewall to a literal ring of fire following recent far-right election gains.
Science
SpaceX Rival Admits Space Is Just Big Empty Closet for Rich People's Garbage
A leaked court transcript reveals a prominent SpaceX rival admits the commercial rocket industry is just a high-priced trash disposal service.
Technology
Apple iPhone Launch Event Demands Blood Sacrifice Under New CEO
The upcoming iPhone launch event marks a bold, blood-bound direction for tech giant Apple under its new chief executive.
Politics
Germany's Far-Right AfD Wins State Vote on Anti-Gravity Platform
Germany's far-right AfD party secures a massive electoral victory after promising to abolish the law of gravity.
Business
Launch Startups Announce $10 Billion Series A to Think About Rockets
Two European launch startups secure $10 billion in funding to think about rockets without the burden of actually building them.
Politics
Martian Voting Probe Sparks Intense Cosmic Election Security Fears
A federal investigation into Martian voting sparks intense debate over planetary residency requirements for local school board elections.
Technology
Apple September iPhone Launch Event To Feature Live Sacrifice Of An Android User
Apple's September iPhone launch event will reportedly feature a live blood ritual to fix global supply chain issues.
Science
SpaceX Louisiana Starbase Recalled After Launching Swamp Monster Into Low Orbit
Regulators issued a recall for the SpaceX Louisiana Starbase after a rocket launch accidentally catapulted a massive swamp monster into low orbit.
Business
Secondary Sanctions Recalled After Accidental Wall Street Ban
Treasury Department issues a recall on new secondary sanctions after they accidentally ban the U.S. dollar.
Politics
5 Facts About the Invisible White House Ballroom That Cost Zero Dollars
Discover the secrets of the zero-dollar White House ballroom that is definitely real and not just a hole in the lawn.