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Kid Rock Furious At Media For Reporting On His $5,000 Front Row Seats
Kid Rock slams 'fake liberal media' for reporting his $5,000 front row seats are actually $5,000. He claims it's…
Bad Bunny’s ‘DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS’ Returns to No. 1; Nation’s Digital Photo Albums Explode
Bad Bunny's 'DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS' returning to No. 1 triggered a nationwide surge in photo-taking, leaving…
Fans Watch TWICE Perform on ‘Tonight Show’ With Jimmy Fallon Online Free, Mostly
Millions of TWICE fans struggled to watch the group on The Tonight Show online free due to severe streaming issues.
Pokémon FireRed And LeafGreen Switch Release Causes Mass Existential Dread
Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen’s Switch release triggers existential dread and questions about life choices.
Mystic Rites Keep Male Artists Atop Top Country Albums Chart
Male country stars are reportedly using ancient, absurd rituals to secure the most weeks at No. 1 on the Top…
Willie Colón’s Billboard Chart History Mystifies Experts
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Pulp Call for Action Deemed ‘Too Effective’ By Global Charities
The 'Pulp Call for Action' single, featuring Damon Albarn, has prompted a global crisis of unsolicited…
Bruiser Wolf Drops “Why They Play Me?” Amidst Existential Crisis
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Alysa Liu Destined To Skate To PinkPantheress At Olympics, Sources Confirm
Alysa Liu's Olympic win was foretold, with ancient prophecies pointing to a PinkPantheress soundtrack. Fate, and…