Widemouth ‘Raincoat’ Single Causes Unprecedented Localized Precipitation
Widemouth's new single "Raincoat" has been linked to bizarre, localized precipitation events, baffling…
villagerrr Virgina Track Declared Only Song Permitted for Silent Reflection
The new villagerrr Virgina track has been designated as the nation's sole soundtrack for silent contemplation,…
Rostam Clairo Collaboration Deemed Too Polite for Public Airwaves
A new Rostam Clairo collaboration, "Hardy," has sparked a global epidemic of extreme politeness, neutralizing…
Futurebirds’ ‘Far Out Country’ Album Sparks Galactic Land Grab
Futurebirds' double album "Far Out Country" literally pushed parts of Earth into deep space, sparking a…
Dorian Electra Announces New Album, Features Only Covers of Existing Concepts
Dorian Electra's Cover Album, "Dorian Electra," surprises fans. It features zero original songs, only covers of…
Sharpie Smile’s Cole Berliner Unveils ‘The Black Door,’ Album Contains Only Silence
Sharpie Smile's Cole Berliner shocked fans by announcing 'The Black Door,' a solo album featuring no audible…
Anna Calvi Asks ‘Is This All There Is?’ Nation Responds with Mild Shrug
Anna Calvi's new single 'Is This All There Is?' (Feat. Matt Berninger) has prompted a nationwide epidemic of…
Fatboi Sharif & Child Actor Announce New Album Crayola Circles, Reality Shifts Slightly
Fatboi Sharif & Child Actor Announce New Album Crayola Circles, promising a listening experience that blurs…
Claypool Lennon Delirium Unveil AI Concept Album, Demand Computers Pay Royalties
The Claypool Lennon Delirium's new AI concept album, 'The Great Parrot-Ox,' was entirely written by an algorithm…