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Ancient History Upended as God Of War Announce New Album Molly Picture
The band God Of War announced its new album Molly Picture, sparking academic panic as historians grapple with potential reinterpretations of ancient art.
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James Ellis Ford Records Album ‘Lost In Another World’ Mid-Chemo, Praised for Market Savvy
James Ellis Ford announced his new album, ‘Lost In Another World,’ recorded during chemotherapy. Industry insiders laud his dedication to content creation.
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Alphabet’s New Single ‘Sense’ Reportedly Induces Profound Apathy
London band Alphabet’s new single “Sense” has reportedly left listeners with a complete lack of feeling. Experts are baffled by the widespread apathy.
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Diles Que No Me Maten Album Sparks Existential Crisis
*Escrito En Agua* by Diles Que No Me Maten is causing listeners to question reality. The album’s complex sound is linked to widespread existential angst.
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Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts Demand Audience Mirror Their Shine at Farm Aid
Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts will perform at Farm Aid. Fans must wear mandatory reflective attire. Organizers address potential “light pollution.”
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Music Industry Mandates Perpetual Content for New Music Releases and Upcoming Albums in 2026
The music industry has announced a new mandate for perpetual content, drastically changing the landscape for New Music Releases and Upcoming Albums in 2026.
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Widemouth ‘Raincoat’ Single Causes Unprecedented Localized Precipitation
Widemouth’s new single “Raincoat” has been linked to bizarre, localized precipitation events, baffling scientists and boosting rain gear sales.
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villagerrr Virgina Track Declared Only Song Permitted for Silent Reflection
The new villagerrr Virgina track has been designated as the nation’s sole soundtrack for silent contemplation, sparking concerns among professional ponderers.
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Rostam Clairo Collaboration Deemed Too Polite for Public Airwaves
A new Rostam Clairo collaboration, “Hardy,” has sparked a global epidemic of extreme politeness, neutralizing all conflict and making people dangerously agreeable.
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Futurebirds’ ‘Far Out Country’ Album Sparks Galactic Land Grab
Futurebirds’ double album “Far Out Country” literally pushed parts of Earth into deep space, sparking a celestial real estate boom.
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Dorian Electra Announces New Album, Features Only Covers of Existing Concepts
Dorian Electra’s Cover Album, “Dorian Electra,” surprises fans. It features zero original songs, only covers of existing works and philosophical concepts.
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Sharpie Smile’s Cole Berliner Unveils ‘The Black Door,’ Album Contains Only Silence
Sharpie Smile’s Cole Berliner shocked fans by announcing ‘The Black Door,’ a solo album featuring no audible sound. Critics call it “brave.”
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Anna Calvi Asks ‘Is This All There Is?’ Nation Responds with Mild Shrug
Anna Calvi’s new single ‘Is This All There Is?’ (Feat. Matt Berninger) has prompted a nationwide epidemic of gentle indifference, experts confirm.
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Fatboi Sharif & Child Actor Announce New Album Crayola Circles, Reality Shifts Slightly
Fatboi Sharif & Child Actor Announce New Album Crayola Circles, promising a listening experience that blurs reality and perception.