Tagged: Sentient AI (2)

Charley Crockett’s Pulled Album Clovis Just Got An Official Release, Ends Cosmic Custody Battle

Charley Crockett’s Pulled Album Clovis Just Got An Official Release after months of cosmic legal battles. The sentient record is now confined to its original tracklist.

June Halloway · Jul 4

Music

Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings

Bruno Mars’ new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now demands emotional validation and therapy.

Priya Castellanos · Mar 10