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No Fake Angine de Poitrine Touring Russia, Says Band’s AI Spokesperson
A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains trapped in a sentient toaster.
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“Spooky Action” Single Animates Appliances, Demands Existential Debate
The New Pornographers’ new single, “Spooky Action,” has accidentally granted sentience to household appliances. Toasters are now critiquing life choices.