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Critics Unveil ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ Audience Suffers Minor Eardrum Bleeding
A prestigious panel announced ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ chosen by algorithm and hamsters. Listeners reported apathy, mild discomfort.
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Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading to international panic and a global music moratorium.