Critics Unveil ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ Audience Suffers Minor Eardrum Bleeding
A prestigious panel announced 'The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,' chosen by algorithm and hamsters. Listeners…
Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading…