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Dow Futures Surge 500 Points As Iran War Nears End, AMD Soars On Hope
Dow futures surged as reports of an end to the Iran war tanked oil prices. AMD also jumped, pleasing investors and gamers alike.
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Dow Drops 700 Points: Market Mood Swings Blamed on Collective Financial Gut Feeling
As the Dow drops 700 points, market mood swings are identified as the primary culprit. Experts confirm the economy is just feeling a bit ‘off’ about the Iran conflict.