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Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump’s Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves. This unexpected development promises new flavors of democracy.
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U.S. Dismayed by Israel’s Iran Fuel Strikes, Cites ‘Logistical Nightmare’
The U.S. is dismayed by Israel’s Iran fuel strikes, sources say. Officials cite significant paperwork and the unexpected environmental costs of the recent conflagration.