Taylor Swift’s ‘Opalite’ Tops Hot 100, Elevates Mall Pretzels To High Art
Taylor Swift's 'Opalite' hits No. 1, inspiring the pop icon to celebrate with a giant mall pretzel. Experts hail…
Taylor Swift’s ‘Opalite’ Hits Number One, Fans Mysteriously Develop Gemstone Allergies
Taylor Swift's 'Opalite' hit #1, but fans are getting mysterious rashes. Is the song literally toxic?
Taylor Swift Celebrates Opalite’s Chart Success With Elaborate Capybara Pageant
Taylor Swift celebrated "Opalite" hitting number one by hosting a pageant for her pet capybaras. They seemed to…
Study Reveals ‘The 28 Best Winter Songs for the Season’ Induce Acute Seasonal Despair
A new study reveals that listening to 'The 28 Best Winter Songs for the Season' can actively induce acute…
Mystic Rites Keep Male Artists Atop Top Country Albums Chart
Male country stars are reportedly using ancient, absurd rituals to secure the most weeks at No. 1 on the Top…