Music
Channel Tres Stuns World With ‘Black Techno Guy’ Revelation
Channel Tres’s new single ‘Black Techno Guy’ has critics and fans alike marveling at the musician’s groundbreaking clarity. He is, indeed, a Black techno guy.
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Politics
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin Lost Because She Didn’t Listen To Voters’ Complains About Her Playlist
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin lost because voters were tired of her loud techno music. They wanted quiet and naps, not bass drops.
Music
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Cites Unfinished Club Night
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin concedes election, citing an urgent club night commitment. The nation prepares for quieter governance as Marin pursues her true calling.