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Texas Senate Race To Feature Two Populists, Both Claiming To Be The Real One
The Texas Senate race features two populists, leaving voters confused about which candidate’s anger is more authentic. Who will win?
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Texas Senate Runoff Locks Candidates in Perpetual Battle
The Texas Senate runoff candidates, John Cornyn and Ken Paxton, are now locked in an eternal electoral battle after the withdrawal deadline mysteriously vanished.
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Black Lawmakers Dump on Crockett, Create New Compost Heap
Black lawmakers found a new use for Rep. Jasmine Crockett: they decided to dump on Crockett, creating fertile ground for ‘electable’ candidates.
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Texas Senate Primary Buys State Outright, Becomes Its Sole Owner
The Texas Senate Primary, already the most expensive in history, has officially purchased the entire state of Texas. Voters now receive a loyalty card.