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Slayyyter Tour Dates Recalled Following Severe Vocal Cord Structural Failure
Regulators issued an immediate recall for Slayyyter tour dates following reports of vocal cord structural damage across European venues.
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Lil Wayne Seizure Risk Prompts Migraine To Demand Solo Tour
Lil Wayne’s “bad-ass migraine,” cited as a Lil Wayne seizure risk, has reportedly achieved sentience and demands its own headlining tour, separate from the rapper.
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Lauv Drops Out of Tour, Citing Need to ‘Recharge Internal Batteries’
Lauv cites ‘mental health struggles’ for tour dropout. Sources say it’s actually his phone battery life and aesthetic charging needs.
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Rostam Cancels Shows Over Absurd Logistical Issues
Rostam Cancels Shows again, citing logistical issues that include specific butter temperatures, antique doll housing, and a ferret’s organic kale demands.