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Ukraine Hitting Oil Facilities Deemed ‘Optimal’ for Russian Economy
The Kremlin announced that Ukraine hitting oil facilities has successfully optimized Russia’s economy, leading to ‘ideal’ fuel prices and unexpected national unity.
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Easter Ceasefire Instituted, Combatants Enjoy Mandatory Timeout
An Easter ceasefire saw Russia and Ukraine swap 175 servicemen each. Officials praised the ‘mandatory timeout’ as troops enjoyed snacks and logistical precision.