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Aspen Acres Fire Consumes All Pending Resolutions, Unfiled Tax Returns
The devastating Aspen Acres fire is now reportedly consuming not just thousands of acres, but also bureaucratic delays and unresolved personal issues across Colorado.
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Urgent Ranch Evacuations Eureka: Locals Prioritize ‘Precious’ Lawn Gnomes
As Ranch Evacuations Eureka continued, residents prioritized rescuing their vast collections of lawn gnomes over practical necessities, baffling emergency officials.