CHICAGO—Electronic artist GRRL announced her upcoming album, Beetle, Tuesday. The album promises a unique sonic landscape. GRRL described the sound as ‘a swarm of cicadas trapped in a tin can.’ Early singles like “Moire” and “Scatter” have already garnered attention. They feature complex rhythms. These rhythms mimic insectile movements. GRRL stated the goal was to achieve primal dance responses. Listeners should feel like they are desperately seeking a mate. Or fleeing a predator. The artist hopes the Beetle album will achieve this. She has worked for years to perfect the sound. She wants it to be unsettling. But also, deeply danceable.
‘A New Form Of Agitation’
GRRL has been experimenting with biomimicry in music. This is not her first foray into animalistic sounds. Her previous work explored avian shrieks. It also included the low thrum of earthworms. But Beetle marks a new evolutionary step. “I wanted to capture the existential dread of a beetle,” GRRL explained. She cited the feeling of being trapped. She mentioned the constant search for sustenance. “It’s a new form of agitation,” she added. “You can’t help but move to it.” Music critic Brenda Wexler of Pitchfork called the singles “fascinatingly repulsive.” She noted the ‘iridescent buzzing’ and ‘commanding claps.’
Fans Prepare For The Swarm
Fans are already anticipating the album’s release. Many expressed excitement about the insectoid themes. “I can’t wait to experience the full Beetle swarm,” said longtime fan Kevin “The Cricket” Johnson. He is the self-proclaimed “Chief Entomologist” of GRRL’s fan club. “I’ve been practicing my beetle scuttle all week.” Other fans are less sure. They worry about the potential side effects. These include uncontrollable leg twitching. There are also fears of developing an insatiable craving for compost. GRRL released a statement assuring fans. She said the music is safe for human consumption. However, she advised against listening near open windows. Or food sources.
At press time, GRRL was reportedly seen chasing a moth. She was attempting to record its wing beats for a bonus track.
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